It’s the first new Pigs movie commentary in a long, long time to feature all three pigs! And how do we choose to celebrate this special occasion? By sitting through the Will/Jaden Smith starring, M. Knight Shyamalan directed AFTER EARTH! It’s the timeless story of a rich movie star using his influence to get a clunky science fiction movie made featuring his son. Who can’t relate to that? So, curl up in your favorite space hammock and enjoy! Watch out for the meatball!
TO SYNC WITH MOVIE: Start this commentary 10 seconds after starting movie.
I want to be in the room when Will Smith said he wanted Shyamalan because Shyamalan didn’t instigate this one, he was a hired hand. At some point Will Smith said “Get me M. Night Shyamalan!” I want to know what Smith’s reasons for thinking Shyamalan would be a good choice for this were.
I also want to know who thought that poster was a good idea – two men scowling at the audience. No wonder it bombed.