Seasons greetings Film Pigs listeners! We couldn’t let the holiday season pass you buy without a new podcast! And a regular episode to boot! It’s a Christmas miracle! Unless you don’t believe in miracles, in which case it’s just a happy event in an otherwise chaotic universe! News, intense discussion, legal proceedings, games and more await!
This time, on a very special episode of The Film Pigs Podcast:
- 0:00:00 – Intro
- 0:02:22 – Movie News
- 0:08:34 – Host Stephen Falk presents this episode’s theme: The Theatre Going Experience
- 0:38:32 – Movie Jail
- 0:49:17 – The Nic Cage Memorial Bizarre Line Reading
- 0:52:05 – Theme Game!
- 1:05:12 – The Bottom 5: Worst Movie Theater Behavior
- 1:06:48 – A Moment of Positivity
- 1:07:40 – Outro
Oh, where to start with assholes in movie theatres…
I remember one jerk-off sitting down near the front of the screen during KILL BILL vol. 1. And with every death or violent act he would throw his body around and his arms up and he would grunt and groan and generally make sure then entire rest of the cinema saw him physically manifest his feelings about the movie.
He may have been mentally-challenged. I didn’t check.
Also, some fuckhead brought a couple of squirmy, restless kids to WATCHMEN, a hard-R comic book movie. And that was in the cinemas where you saw FULL dangly blue dong. Not before they cropped it out in the DVD version.
Or course, you get the elderly couple who narrate the movie to each other since their aged brains can’t retain plot or character information for more than three minutes at a time.
You should probably be at least 18 years old before you see blue dong.
But on a positive note, I notice that my local chain cinema has stopped playing 3D movies entirely.
Two years ago the ratio was five 3D screenings to every one 2D, which sucked.
I despair Skelton that you didn’t get SUNSET BLVD and THE LAST PICTURE SHOW in the quiz.
I am prescribing to you to watch both these films five times back to back. After that all we can do is hope for a miracle.
During quizzes I get nervous, like Austin Pendleton in My Cousin Vinny.