Like little tidbits of wisdom from Mark Twain or Garrison Keillor, except about farts and stuff. My favorite:
“I resent having to prove that I’m not a retard.” – Esquire, June 2009
Read them all here (via Jezebel)
Like little tidbits of wisdom from Mark Twain or Garrison Keillor, except about farts and stuff. My favorite:
“I resent having to prove that I’m not a retard.” – Esquire, June 2009
Read them all here (via Jezebel)
As someone else once wrote ‘every time Megan Fox appears on screen I want to go get tested for STDs’.
Mind you, I wouldn’t kick her out of bed for leaving crumbs in it but in terms of beauty she’s a long way down from someone like Mylene Jampanoi from the incredible French horror movie MARTYRS.
http://www.topnews.in/files/images/Mylene-Jampanoi.jpg
http://www.bundpic.com/upload/images/10/1ea1cb187924590e47ebfde8cdd203e5.jpg
Mmmmmmm, French hotness….
And she has toe-thumbs.