With two absentee guys named Steve, Television’s Todd Robert Anderson is left to his own devices. After discussing the week’s big movie openings, he conducts the most controversial interview in internet history with special guest Ellen Schinderman about her very unique form of fine art. She calls it “Needleporn.” This is what happens when the Steves are away. The Todd will play. But porn is not allowed on the internet!!!
As much as I love Stallone, it’s fairly obvious these days that it takes a dozen or so faded action stars to open a movie. I predict a “Last Stand” style bomb. That said, I’ll probably see “Bullet To The Head” in theaters anyway.