SANTA BARBARA, Calif. – A prosecutor in California says Randy Quaid and his wife have been arrested in Canada and their bail increased to $500,000 apiece. (via Daily News)
Wherever they go, the Quaids leave a trail of destruction in their path. Will justice finally be done? This is a Lifetime MOTW I really, really want to see.
UPDATE:
VANCOUVER (Reuters) – Hollywood actor Randy Quaid and his wife, wanted in the United States on vandalism charges, are seeking refugee status in Canada, saying on Friday they feared for their lives. (via Yahoo!)
Now Randy thinks that he’s next on the list of an elaborate actor-murdering conspiracy (“Yes, we are seeking asylum from Hollywood star whackers.”), so the natural thing to do is for the Quaids to try and immigrate to Canada. They also have a puppy.
This is so awesome. Quaid is off the reservation. He’s the man who knew too much. He’s the cop with the theory no one believes. And as soon as he can knock out a guard, switch clothes, steal a car, and drive back to LA, he’s going to bust that town wide open like a ripe melon at a Gallagher show. It’s got legs! Green light it!
He’s a loose cannon.
When Quaid is in court I hope he tells the judge “In the words of my generation; UP YOURS!”