Tag Archives: Steven Seagal

Commentary #49 – Sniper: Special Ops (2016)

Audio May 29, 2016 Film Pigs 2 Comments

The Film Pigs are Oscar Mike with a brand new commentary! With fellow Pig Stephen Falk missing-in-action, it’s up to Todd and Skelton to cowboy up and finish the mission. But this latest Seagal direct-to-video mumble show is a relentless enemy and no man escapes unscathed. Once you’ve finished this commentary, have a listen to our after-show Speaking Seagal on our podcast. It’s a dumb gimmick we’ll be doing all summer long! Welcome to the suck!

TO SYNC WITH MOVIE: Start this commentary 10 seconds after starting movie.

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Seagal Pie Chart!

April 12, 2012 Skelton 1 Comment

Sent to us by @Glark and @extraThursday (via Sly Oyster, High Definite). See the original with more info at Pop Chart Lab.

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Three Word Seagal!

February 17, 2012 Skelton 11 Comments

Episode 25 of the Film Pigs Podcast features a game suggested to us by frequent site commenter God. The object is to create 3-word titles for fictitious Seagal-esque movie synopses. I added the bonus rule of extra points if the title was made up of single-syllable words. Continue reading Three Word Seagal! →

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Podcast #25 – Steven Seagal

Audio February 17, 2012 Film Pigs 12 Comments

You might think you’re above podcasts, but you’re not above ours. The Film Pigs take on an icon of B-movie action this episode when they examine the career of Steven Seagal! Plus, only the latest Movie News, a surprising-then-totally-not-surprising prosecution in Movie Jail, a truly incoherent Nic Cage Memorial Bizarre Line Reading, a special Cold Reading, an amazing fan-suggested game, and (not much) more!

This time, on a very special episode of The Film Pigs Podcast:

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Podcast #7 – Film Nudity

Audio May 11, 2011 Film Pigs Leave a comment

Lucky number seven! The Film Pigs celebrate our seventh podcast with a discussion on a subject near and dear to our hearts: film nudity! Joining the Pigs is special guest, filmmaker and friend Francis Stokes! Plus, some amazing movie news regarding Steven Seagal, Frank puts someone on trial for Movie Jail, bizarre line readings, Tonn Slingdog’s DVD Corner, a cold reading that really ties the room together, trivia, and more!