Back in 1999, Tonn Slingdog joined thousands in creating a backyard parody of THe Blair Witch Project, and now that there is yet another sequel to yet another rip off of that incredibly overrated sensation, Tonn thought it would be a good idea to share this, an epic satirical vision. (And by “vision,” we mean incredibly self-indulgent and silly improvisations…you know, just like the actual movie.)

This is part one, look for the follow-ups in coming weeks!