No, I didn’t just rewatch all these goddamn things. This is simply my memory of each one.

CHILDREN OF THE CORN — First time I saw this was at a religious sleepover camp in a church basement. Because of where I was, and the fact that I was surrounded by girls I was really sexually attracted to, it was both more way effective and more enjoyable than it should have been. However, that creepy Isaac guy and the red-head with the raspy voice have stuck with me through the years. Continue reading Tonn Slingdog Remembers The Franchises, Part One: Children of the Corn →