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Tag Archives: Actors
House M.D. To Record Blues Album
Actor Hugh Laurie has signed a deal to record a blues album. The 51-year-old, self-taught musician will team up with a range of guest stars for the New Orleans blues album, which he will record this summer. (via BBC)
Please, please, please! Duet album with Steven Seagal.
Seagal Sexual Harassment Case Dismissed – Too Many Puns!
A sexual harassment case made against actor Steven Seagal, whose credits include Under Siege and Flight of Fury, have been dropped. (via BBC)
One could say that Steven is Above The Law now that he is no longer Under Siege from his former assistant who was Out For Justice after accusing him of unwelcome advances toward her Fire Down Below. Clearly, this was an Executive Decision to save everyone the Exit Wounds of a public trial. We have truly avoided a Black Dawn. Hopefully, no one involved will feel the need to seek Urban Justice. I’d hate to see anyone Pistol Whipped On Deadly Ground until they were Half Past Dead.
Tonn Slingdog Alert!
Old Tonn wrote a book! That’s right, a book about his experiences as a scrapper actor! It’s funny and terrifying all at once! Order a copy today! Here’s the link:
Don’t Act: 101 Reasons Why You Shouldn’t (Amazon.com)
You can also get it through Kindle if you want.
It’s the greatest book of all time!
A Steven Seagal Trifecta!
1. Former box office star turned reality television hero.
Steven Seagal: Lawman on A&E. I’ve never seen so many people thrilled to be arrested before in my life. This show is awesome! Continue reading A Steven Seagal Trifecta!
Rewriting DVD Marketing Blurbs #2: Syriana
What the back of the DVD says:
Big oil means big money. Very big money. And that fact unleashes corruption that stretches from Houston to Washington to the Mideast – and ensnares industrialists, princes, spies, politicos, oilfield laborers and terrorists in a deadly, deceptive web of move and countermove.