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Welcome to a bold new direction for the Film Pigs as we hop on the blog bandwagon only 5 years too late! We’ve converted our site to use WordPress so we can start posting our nonsense more often and to let you have a more direct route to post your love (or hate as the case may be. We seem to generate lots of indirect and humorless loathing out there in the Internets tubes).

You should be able to search and enjoy our movie reviews and commentaries, and leave your own comments as well. In the next few weeks you should also see the site return to its signature look that you know and love as I learn how to make a WordPress theme (you did love the look of the old site, didn’t you? It took me hours!).

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-Skelton

Commentary #21 – Disturbia (2007)

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The Film Pigs just can’t get enough of that charming Shia LaBeouf! This time he stars as an impulse-control challenged and slightly pervy teenager under house arrest in this modern take on Hitchcock’s classic Rear Window. Major difference: Disturbia has a flaming bag of dogshit that is noticeably absent from Hitchcock’s version. Not that you should read anything into that. Also, Grace Kelly has been replaced by a skinny teenage girl and an iPod. David Morse is, as always, extremely menacing. He frightens us. Somebody make him leave Shia and Dr. House alone. (IMDb)

TO SYNC WITH MOVIE: Start this commentary 10 seconds after starting movie.