This is the stuff night terrors are made of. (Via Kotaku.) Continue reading Something Busey This Way Comes…
And The Rest Of The World Thinks WE’RE Stupid?
The next time the world at large wants to mouth off about how dumb and uncultured Americans are, I suggest they remember this:
Sony’s “Terminator: Salvation” continued to dominate the international box office over the June 12-14 weekend, grossing $43.4 million from 12,959 runs in 63 markets for an international cume of $164.4 million. (Variety)
This is one international tragedy the U.S.A. ain’t responsible for. It makes me so damn proud to be ‘merican! Now I’m gonna go eat an entire apple pie while drinking a six-pack of Coors and shooting guns off the back of my SUV. YEE-HAW!
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50 Random Megan Fox Warblings
Like little tidbits of wisdom from Mark Twain or Garrison Keillor, except about farts and stuff. My favorite:
“I resent having to prove that I’m not a retard.” – Esquire, June 2009
Read them all here (via Jezebel)