Nic Cage Memorial Bizarre Line Readings Index - Film Pigs: Podcasts, Web Shows, Scotch

Here’s a handy index of all Nic Cage Memorial Bizarre Line readings from every single Film Pigs Podcast.

EPISODE #113 – Ed Harris vs. Michael Biehn in THE ROCK. “This is General Hummel, drop your weapons…” (Skelton)
EPISODE #112 – Brad Pitt from TRUE ROMANCE. “No, he’s not here right now…” (Falk)
EPISODE #111 – Andrew Robinson from DIRTY HARRY. “Row, row, row your boat…” (Todd)
EPISODE #110 – Clancy Brown as Kurgan from HIGHLANDER “Mom!” (Skelton)
EPISODE #109 – Al Pacinco from GLENGARRY GLEN ROSS “Patel?” (Falk)
EPISODE #108 – (none, Bacon episode)
EPISODE #107 – (none, Bacon episode)
EPISODE #106 – Matthew McConaughey from TEXAS CHAINSAW: THE NEXT GENERATION. “Get ‘er, leather…!” (Todd)
EPISODE #105 – (none, Bacon episode)
EPISODE #104 – (none, Bacon episode)
EPISODE #103 – (none, Bacon episode)
EPISODE #102 – (none, Bacon episode)
EPISODE #101 – LL Cool J’s end credits song from DEEP BLUE SEA. (Skelton)
EPISODE #100 – (none, Bacon episode)
EPISODE #99 – (none, Bacon episode)
EPISODE #98 – Nic Cage and Wilem Dafoe from WILD AT HEART. “Say cheese…” (Falk)
EPISODE #97 – Entire supporting cast of RAD at the town meeting. “Those kids worked as hard as they could!” (Todd)
EPISODE #96 – Jonathan Pryce, Bob Hoskins, Derek O’Connor from BRAZIL “…have you got a 27B-6…” (Skelton)
EPISODE #95 – Frances McDormand from FARGO. “So where you girls from?” (Falk)
EPISODE #94 – Chris Meloni from WET HOT AMERICAN SUMMER. “…I want to thank all of you for a terrific summer…” (Todd)
EPISODE #93 – (none, Bacon episode)
EPISODE #92 – (none, Bacon episode)
EPISODE #91 – (none, Bacon episode)
EPISODE #90 – Dennis Hopper from APOCALYPSE NOW. “…he was a kind man, he was a wise man…” (Skelton)
EPISODE #89 – Keanu Reeves from POINT BREAK. “Surfers?” (Falk)
EPISODE #88 – Steven Seagal’s ending monologue from ON DEADLY GROUND “I’d like to start out by saying…” (Todd)
EPISODE #87 – Bill Paxton medley (Chet, Hudson, etc.). from WEIRD SCIENCE, ALIENS, etc. (Skelton)
EPISODE #86 – John Malkovich from ROUNDERS. “Respect is all you have left in the morning…” (Falk)
EPISODE #85 – (none, Bacon episode)
EPISODE #84 – Chris Farley from ALMOST HEROES. “I seen a bear…” (Todd)
EPISODE #83 – Barry Bostwick and others medley from MEGAFORCE. (Skelton)
EPISODE #82 – (none, Bacon episode)
EPISODE #81 – from BLOOD RAGE. “…Todd is gone…” (Todd)
EPISODE #80 – (none, Bacon episode)
EPISODE #79 – (none, Bacon episode)
EPISODE #78 – Donald Moffat from one of those CLEAR AND PRESENT DANGER. “…junkyard dog.” (Todd)
EPISODE #77 – Arnold Schwarzenegger from BATMAN & ROBIN. All his ice puns. (Falk)
EPISODE #76 – Rusty Schwimmer from HiGHLANDER 2. “Hey, are you McCloud?” and Michael Ironside/Philip Brock from HIGHLANDER 2. “My name is Jerry Pritchard, man…” (Skelton)
EPISODE #75 – Keanu Reeves from KNOCK KNOCK “…free pizza!” (Todd)
EPISODE #74 – (none, Bacon episode)
EPISODE #73 – Benicio del Toro from USUAL SUSPECTS. “…flip you for real.” (Falk)
EPISODE #72 – Bruce Campbell as Ash from EVIL DEAD 2. “Who’s laughing now?”
EPISODE #71 – Keanu Reeves & Patrick Swayze from POINT BREAK “I am an FBI agent!” (Todd)
EPISODE #70 – Wilfred Brimley from HARD TARGET “…good whiskey makes jack rabbit slap a bear!” (maybe?) (Todd)
EPISODE #69 – Lou Diamond Phillips & Avery Brooks from THE BIG HIT “In my house there has been a transgression…” scene. (Skelton)
EPISODE #68 – Michael Gross from TREMORS 2: AFTERSHOCKS “I feel I was denied critical need-to-know information…” (Todd)
EPISODE #67 – Edwin Hodgeman as Dr. Dealgood from MAD MAX: BEYOND THUNDERDOME “…dyin’ time’s here…” (Skelton)
EPISODE #66 – John Franklin as Issac from CHILDREN OF THE CORN “…Seize him!…” (Todd)
EPISODE #65 – Brian Blessed from FLASH GORDON “…flying blind on a rocket cycle?” & “DIVE!” (Skelton)
EPISODE #64 – Armand Assante from JUDGE DREDD (Falk)
EPISODE #63 – Michael Ironside from SCANNERS “Negative…” (Todd)
EPISODE #62 – Richard Libertini from ALL OF ME “Back in bowl!” (Falk)
EPISODE #61 – Antonio Banderas from ASSASSINS “No more chit chat.” (Skelton)
EPISODE #60 – (none, Bacon episode)
EPISODE #59 – John Travolta from BATTLEFIELD EARTH “I can assure you that I was not groomed since birth…”
EPISODE #58 – Bill Paxton from TWISTER “You can’t predict it!”
EPISODE #57 – Stanley Tucci from THE CORE “And what if the core is made of cheese?”
EPISODE #56 – (none, Bacon episode)
EPISODE #55 – Musetta Vander from MORTAL KOMBAT: ANNIHILATION “Too bad…you…will DIE!”
EPISODE #54 – Nick Nolte from Ang Lee’s HULK “My cells can transform, too…”
EPISODE #53 – (none, Bacon episode)
EPISODE #52 – Nic Cage from FACE/OFF, wakes up with no face & prison confrontation with Travolta
EPISODE #51 – Sylvester Stallone from BULLET TO THE HEAD “Dedicated to the good men…”
EPISODE #50 – (none, Bacon episode)
EPISODE #49 – Kevin Spacey from GLENGARRY GLENN ROSS “Will you go to lunch?”
EPISODE #48 – Lou Reed from GET CRAZY “It’s a deathbed request…”
EPISODE #47 – (none, Bacon episode)
EPISODE #46 – Deborah Foreman from MY CHAUFFEUR “Oh, mister, you gotta stop!”
EPISODE #45 – Paul Reubens from NICE DREAMS or UP IN SMOKE “I’m sorry I took the money…”
EPISODE #44 – Ronald Lacy (Toht) from RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK “We…are not thirsty…”
EPISODE #43 – Andrew Divoff from TOY SOLDIERS “Anyone who leaves this building will be shot…”
EPISODE #42 – Dan Hedeya from JOE VS. THE VOLCANO “Nobody feels good!”
EPISODE #41 – (none, Bacon episode)
EPISODE #40 – Martin Short from THE BIG PICTURE “Mr. Sussman is my father and he lives in Miami Beach!”
EPISODE #39 – Brad Douriff from GRAVEYARD SHIFT “I’ve been dealing with thsese things for more than 20 years…”
EPISODE #38 – Bill Murray from SCROOGED “Oh my gosh, does that suck…”
EPISODE #37 – (none, Bacon episode)
EPISODE #36 – (none, Bacon episode)
EPISODE #35 – (none, Bacon episode)
EPISODE #34 – (none, Bacon episode)
EPISODE #33 – (none, Bacon episode)
EPISODE #32 – David Patrick Kelly from THE WARRIORS “Warriors, come out to play…”
EPISODE #31 – Clint Eastwood from SUDDEN IMPACT “Listen, punk, to me you’re nothin but dog shit, understand?”
EPISODE #30 – Paul Dooley from BREAKING AWAY “Refund? REFUND?!”
EPISODE #29 – (none, Bacon episode)
EPISODE #28 – (none, Bacon episode)
EPISODE #27 – (none, Bacon episode)
EPISODE #26 – YOUNG GUNS cast in peyote scene “Butterflies…”
EPISODE #25 – Tommy Lee Jones from UNDER SIEGE “Daffy Duck, Porky Pig…”
EPISODE #24 – Peter Stomare from THE BIG LEBOWSKI “…I am an expert…”
EPISODE #23 – WEIRD SCIENCE cast “Fats man, let me tell you my story, man…”
EPISODE #22 – Gary Busey from SURVIVING THE GAME “…a fat little bulldog. I named him Prince Henry Stout…”
EPISODE #21 – (none, Bacon episode)
EPISODE #20 – High Pike from BLADE RUNNER “All the time, pal…”
EPISODE #19 – (none, Bacon episode)
EPISODE #18 – Tommy Wiesau from THE ROOM “…oh, hi, Mark…”
EPISODE #17 – Donald Plesance “evil” monologue collage from multiple HALLOWEEN movies.
EPISODE #16 – Al Matthews from ALIENS “All right sweethearts, whaat are you waiting for, breakfast in bed?”
EPISODE #15 – Gary Oldman from THE PROFESSIONAL “Everyone!”
EPISODE #14 – Pat Morita from THE KARATE KID “After, after!”
EPISODE #13 – Taylor Negron from THE LAST BOY SCOUT “You think you’re so fucking cool…”
EPISODE #12 – Al Pacino from HEAT “‘Cause she got a great ass…”
EPISODE #11 – Jeff Goldblum from INVASION OF THE BODY SNATCHERS “I’ve never expected metal ships!”
EPISODE #10 – Dennis Hopper from BLUE VELVET “…Pabst Blue Ribbon!”
EPISODE #9 – Ryan O’Neil from TOUGH GUYS DON’T DANCE “Oh, man. Oh, God. Oh, man…”
EPISODE #8 – Zak Norman from ROMANCING THE STONE “…you and your sister…can go!”
EPISODE #7 – Robert Davi from SHOWGIRLS “Must be weird not having anybody cum on you.”
EPISODE #6 – Crispin Glover from THE RIVER’S EDGE “You’re calling me an ingrate?”
EPISODE #5 – Donald Moffat from THE THING “…tied to this fucking couch!”
EPISODE #4 – Donald Plesance from PUMA MAN “You cannot escape me, Puma Man!”
EPISODE #3 – Darren Ewing from TROLL 2 “They’re eating her! And then they’re going to eat me! Oh, my God!”
EPISODE #2 – Keith David from THEY LIVE “…keep prayin’ nobody ever finds you!”
EPISODE #1 – Nic Cage from THE WICKER MAN “Not the bees!”