Category Archives: Film Pigs Podcast

Jealousy-fueled rants, opinions presented as fact, and biased half-truths about the movies.

Podcast #81 – Actors Who Phone It In

Surprise! It’s a brand-new, non-Seagal Film Pigs Podcast! In a welcome break from the Summer of Seagal, former Film Pig Andy Kamenetzky (@KamBrothers, iTunes) joins Todd and Skelton for a riveting discussion about actors who phone it in. Plus, movie news, courtroom drama, bizarre line readings, fun and games, and oh so much more! (And yes, Todd is insisting on finishing our Seagal trilogy this summer, but Andy very wisely refused to participate.)

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Podcast #80 – The Bacon: Speaking Seagal (The Asian Connection)

Here we go again, dumbly following in the footsteps of successful television after-shows, devoting an entire podcast to discussing the movie we just watched for a commentary. The Asian Connection is yet another direct-to-video Steven Seagal release that, while still awful, is far more palatable than the previous Speaking Seagal picture Sniper: Special Ops. And just like Sniper, it gave Skelton a headache.

This time, on a very special episode of The Film Pigs Podcast:

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Podcast #79 – The Bacon: Speaking Seagal (Sniper: Special Ops)

The Film Pigs follow in the grand tradition of television networks that wanted a cheap way to retain their hit show audiences for an extra half hour of advertising sales by launching our first-ever after show: Speaking Seagal! This episode of The Bacon is a companion to our commentary of the movie Sniper Special Ops, part of our innovative summer series to kill time while Falk is shooting the latest season of You’re the Worst. Watch your six!

This time, on a very special episode of The Film Pigs Podcast:

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Podcast #78 – Current State of Movies (2016)

We’re back just before the end of April with a brand-new podcast! No showers, no flowers, just lots of jaw flapping all about the movies. We’ve got news, we’ve got a discussion about the current state of cinema, we’ve got courtroom drama and bizarre line readings, we’ve got a game of honest-to-God actual trivia, and so much more!

This time, on a very special episode of The Film Pigs Podcast:

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Podcast #77 – Fantasy Movies

The Pigs make up for no podcast in February with TWO podcasts in March! What generous souls! This time, the Pigs are talking fantasy movies (the sword & sorcery kind, not the porno kind, Todd). There’s also the usual collection of favorites: movie news, a political movie jail, a super-cool bizarre line reading, a game of chance/knowledge/dumbness, and so much more!

This time, on a very special episode of The Film Pigs Podcast:

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Podcast #76 – Rotten Tomatoes 0% Movies

We almost did it! We almost recorded a podcast for February, but even with the extra day this leap year we managed to screw it up. Anyway, here’s an early March podcast! This episode we’re talking movies that have achieved the dreaded 0% fresh rating from critics on Rotten Tomatoes.com. Plus, movie news, movie jail, a double bizarre line reading, a honest-to-goodness game with actual rules, and more!

This time, on a very special episode of The Film Pigs Podcast:

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