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When Jeff Goldblum Won’t Leave Your Party
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WTF: James Cameron Disses Piranha 3D, P3D Producer Rambles At Cameron
File under Pointless But Fascinating. James Cameron talks trash about Piranha 3D, which is no great surprise since Cameron clearly thinks he’s some kind of modern-day Orson Wells, but the lengthy trash-response from P3D producer Mark Canton is really interesting. I can only characterize it as a literary tantrum. Directed at James Cameron. Which is silly. Read the exchange.
And, for the record, I thought Piranha 3D was WAY better than Avatar.
Important Educational Film
Monstrous Wildlife from Frank Robnik on Vimeo.
House M.D. To Record Blues Album
Actor Hugh Laurie has signed a deal to record a blues album. The 51-year-old, self-taught musician will team up with a range of guest stars for the New Orleans blues album, which he will record this summer. (via BBC)
Please, please, please! Duet album with Steven Seagal.
Seagal Sexual Harassment Case Dismissed – Too Many Puns!
A sexual harassment case made against actor Steven Seagal, whose credits include Under Siege and Flight of Fury, have been dropped. (via BBC)
One could say that Steven is Above The Law now that he is no longer Under Siege from his former assistant who was Out For Justice after accusing him of unwelcome advances toward her Fire Down Below. Clearly, this was an Executive Decision to save everyone the Exit Wounds of a public trial. We have truly avoided a Black Dawn. Hopefully, no one involved will feel the need to seek Urban Justice. I’d hate to see anyone Pistol Whipped On Deadly Ground until they were Half Past Dead.