All posts by Skelton

Quaidwatch 2010: Good Morning America

The Quaids speak on GMA! (scoop via Stephen Falk by way of The Hollywood Reporter). They also provide a completely plausible explanation for Mel Gibson’s recent behavior.

Creepy British Guy Makes Blood

For your last-minute Halloween blood needs.

Directive 5: Maintain Preciousness

The most adorable crime-fighting machine ever. Best part: he’s actually in Detroit! (original article and more pics at Sweet Juniper!)

Quaidwatch 2010: Enter Dog The Bounty Hunter

Dog the Bounty Hunter has announced his intention to hunt down the Quaids on the George Lopez show. Right after he captures Osama Bin Laden. Is there anything Dog and his mighty mullet can’t do?

Also, here’s some video on the BBC of the Quaids in Canada requesting asylum. Best part is the end where the tired Canadian official reads from the crazy-scratch in their note.

Quaidwatch 2010

FILE - In these Sept. 18, 2010 file images originally provided by the Santa Barbara County Sheriff's Office, actor Randy Quaid and his wife Evi Quaid, are shown after their Saturday Sept. 18, 2010 arrest on charges of felony residential burglary and entering a non-commercial building without consent. A prosecutor says Randy Quaid and his wife have failed to show up at a court hearing stemming from their arrests last month on suspicion of illegally squatting at a home. Santa Barbara Senior Deputy District Attorney Lee Carter says a judge issued $50,000 warrants for the couple after they failed to appear for an arraignment on felony vandalism charges. Carter says the couple's case will be called again on Oct. 26. (AP Photo/Santa Barbara County Sheriff)

SANTA BARBARA, Calif. – A prosecutor in California says Randy Quaid and his wife have been arrested in Canada and their bail increased to $500,000 apiece. (via Daily News)

Wherever they go, the Quaids leave a trail of destruction in their path. Will justice finally be done? This is a Lifetime MOTW I really, really want to see.

UPDATE:

VANCOUVER (Reuters) – Hollywood actor Randy Quaid and his wife, wanted in the United States on vandalism charges, are seeking refugee status in Canada, saying on Friday they feared for their lives. (via Yahoo!)

Now Randy thinks that he’s next on the list of an elaborate actor-murdering conspiracy (“Yes, we are seeking asylum from Hollywood star whackers.”), so the natural thing to do is for the Quaids to try and immigrate to Canada. They also have a puppy.

R.I.P. Jive Lady

SANTA MONICA, Calif. – Barbara Billingsley, who gained the title supermom for her gentle portrayal of June Cleaver, the warm, supportive mother of a pair of precocious boys in “Leave it to Beaver,” has died. She was 94. (Yahoo!)

Barbara Billingsley was most famous as June Cleaver, but she will always be the Jive Lady to me.